Bill Burr – I Really Hate Street Fairs
#BillBurr on What separates the psychos from the rational psychos, going to street fairs, and punching muffins.
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This didn’t age well
Thats why when you get married you just saying I’m not going to the street faire"..have fun!
Worse than unremarkable.
Deserves negative remarks. Wasn’t funny.
Punching muffins:)
Punch Muffin, any you personal friends with Mr. Burr should nickname name him that:) HA! Punch Muffin
reminds me of the Ann Arbor art fair.. as the natives like to say ‘
it ain’t art and it ain’t fair’
Typical girlfriend idea, it sucks and its going to take all Saturday. – LMAO
I can relate
My wife and I were in Western New York for the past three months. Driving to town, we pass a trailer park. There was a big wooden sign with "Yard Sale" in sloppy red paint by one of the single-wides. To their credit, "Yard Sale" was spelled correctly. A huge expanse of bikes, shirts, dressers, tools. We drove past that park every day for three months and never saw a single person, buyer or seller, engaging in commerce. Rain or shine, the diorama never changed. What a great place to live.
I thought that crushing muffins meant something else.
“It’s typical girlfriend idea. It sucks and it’s gonna take all Saturday” man that’s a nice shot of reality
Never. EVER. Try and explain the weird trains of thought you go through to someone no matter who it is, it’s far easier to explain if you just straight up lie.
Wow. Nearly five minutes of unhinged, unfunny vitriol. And these people are laughing? About running over folks on sidewalks! And the rest of this maniac’s routine is hating street fairs and punching muffins? I guess if you’re outrageous enough, people will kowtow and chortle so they won’t be accused of the hate crime of questioning the validity of someone claiming to be a comedian.
"Did I go to high school with this guy??"……………Hilarious! The shock factor is so overpowering the poor muffin ladies actually trying to resolve in her head the motivation for this madness!! LOL!!
Street fair more like street flea market
“Did I go to high school with this guy” 😂😂
Ol Billy, club shirt
Give her 20 and go find the nearest bar. On the other side of town..
Muffin Smash ~ On Tour with Megadeth & Slayer!
Every time I see those "yard sales / garage sales" at roadside I think about running over their crap…lol.
Bill Burr is my spirit animal…lol.
Im a 30 year old Asian and I have the same mentality as this 50 something year old bald ginger. God bless Bill’s freckled head.
Bill is a legend
Well this aged poorly.
2:20 its crap, i can confirm that.. im on his side
Weak crowd
"WHY … do I go out with you" 😂
Muffins are a happy food.
Remember if a black guy does it, it’s all the fault of the SUV.
Love Bill.
Muffin puncher has now officially entered the lexicon
Everytime I see a market / fair this runs through my head!!
He’s talking about Darrell Brooks and doesn’t realize it.🙄
You’d be on the cover of Newsweek unless you’re black.
Dude, he is hilarious! I almost spilled my coffee, hahaha
lmao!
i love these bits.
Bill is just friguing great!
One of the greats
Bill Burr, how awesome is he?
Nothing brings out the rage that’s bottled up inside me more than muffins.
If you’re black they’ll blame it on the vehicle. If bill did it he’d be a domestic terrorist
Smashing muffins is a good name for a rock group.
The steering wheel bit had me laughing so hard that I choked on my muffin.
Could not stop laughing.
You damn muffin puncher!!
So the street fair has shawarma and muffins, perfectly alright. Who cares for silly maccharoni jewelry when you can spend the whole day eating delicious food?
Wonder if Darrell Brooks saw this video.
That’s a great bit 🤣
This exact scenario has happened multiple times since this
2:04 The face Bill makes when he’s doing "girlfriend voice" for some reason is positively evil 😀
Just telling the truth!!
Normal people don’t casually think of killing innocent people.
You know what we should do instead? Buy everything from our phone while laying in bed. Also wear masks when we go to the actual store. Anyone else feeling nostalgic for shitty street fairs?